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[sears]

So it seems that I'm being stalked (and by someone whose name isn't Karen, at that).

This is really getting irritating. First I'm approached by a madman who wants to remove my brain because I'm so "special"- now a duo of vampire hunters wish to stake me through the heart. I suppose I'll have to do some research to see if they pose a significant threat. I should hope that they don't- increasing my guard detail would be both inconvenient and annoying.

But a vampire. Really. I don't even like blood; it's so messy.

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[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

No. I'm not.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

The fact that my definition of fun doesn't match up with yours hardly means that I'm boring.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... There is something wrong with you. Something beyond the usual, that is.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... Tsk.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Because I don't want to bother with them, you mean?

Pointless debates over inanities aren't exactly my cup of tea.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

As will I- no, for the reasons stated above.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know- I've already spoken to her.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

We came to an agreement about something, as a matter of fact.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I couldn't tell you that- it would violate the terms of the agreement.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I never said it was something that she was particularly happy about.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Didn't I just say I'm not going to tell you? That would make her even more unhappy, and we certainly can't have that.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Oh, she won't tell you, either. It's a big secret.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Trust me- this is the sort of thing she wouldn't tell you.