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[sears]

So it seems that I'm being stalked (and by someone whose name isn't Karen, at that).

This is really getting irritating. First I'm approached by a madman who wants to remove my brain because I'm so "special"- now a duo of vampire hunters wish to stake me through the heart. I suppose I'll have to do some research to see if they pose a significant threat. I should hope that they don't- increasing my guard detail would be both inconvenient and annoying.

But a vampire. Really. I don't even like blood; it's so messy.

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[door2urdream.livejournal.com]

They sound really fun, though! They're starting to think I'm a vampire, too!

What makes them think we're vampires, though?

[Locked to Azula]

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't worry for a bit. I've got them convinced I'm a vampire - and I doubt anything they try can hurt me.

I should keep them occupied for a while. And maybe convince them that what they've been doing isn't such a good idea. Maybe I'll let them get away with just a few broken bones.

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

You're a vampire? Why didn't you tell me?!

[oceanicbutterfly]

I'm not...