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[sears]

So it seems that I'm being stalked (and by someone whose name isn't Karen, at that).

This is really getting irritating. First I'm approached by a madman who wants to remove my brain because I'm so "special"- now a duo of vampire hunters wish to stake me through the heart. I suppose I'll have to do some research to see if they pose a significant threat. I should hope that they don't- increasing my guard detail would be both inconvenient and annoying.

But a vampire. Really. I don't even like blood; it's so messy.

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[door2urdream.livejournal.com]

They sound really fun, though! They're starting to think I'm a vampire, too!

What makes them think we're vampires, though?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

They're not fun, they're idiots.

Stupidity.

[door2urdream.livejournal.com]

Hahaha~

I'm about to meet them. I'm curious when they figure out I'm not a vampire, like they thought I would be.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

If I understand correctly, they'll only believe you're not one if you die properly when they drive a stake through your heart.

[door2urdream.livejournal.com]

Ah, I won't die, but I'm not a vampire either. I like the sun, and churches were never a problem!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... Right.

[Locked to Azula]

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't worry for a bit. I've got them convinced I'm a vampire - and I doubt anything they try can hurt me.

I should keep them occupied for a while. And maybe convince them that what they've been doing isn't such a good idea. Maybe I'll let them get away with just a few broken bones.

{LOCKED}

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Nonsense, I'm not worried. I could easily defeat them on my own, let alone with the help of the palace guards and the Fire Nation army.

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[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

Yes, but why go through the trouble for those two imbeciles? I can handle them easily, and I don't have a country to rule.

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[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I won't be troubling myself with them unless they actually come here and attack me.

You do what you want; I don't care.

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[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

Oh, I will.

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

You're a vampire? Why didn't you tell me?!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Oh, go away.

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

You promised to tell me everything about yourself! I'm hurt!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I don't tell you anything about myself.

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

So everything you've ever told me was a lie?! I helped you when times were rough! How could you do this to me?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Not really.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

No.

[oceanicbutterfly]

I'm not...

{LOCKED}

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Oh, not now, I'm sure.

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[oceanicbutterfly]

Not before, either.

If anything, I need to keep a closer eye on you now. [deleted]

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[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Tsk.