Day one of the most awkward week in Azula's life (... at least there's no trauma this time y/y)

[sears]

At least there's no epidemic this time.

I'm ill. I'm going to stay in New Jersey until I get better. If anyone tries anything funny in the Fire Nation during this time I'll kill you.

I think that about covers it.

OOC: ... She's being affected by the pregnancy virus for the whole duration. >.> STARTING SYMPTOMS ARE A GO

Comments

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

No, you're just arrogant.

I'm sure you've been beaten before.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

Sure, loads of times. But not by a human.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Then you're not invincible.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

To you I am.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You don't know what I can do.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

Fire, lighting. Neither of those do more than make me itchy.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I doubt you're fireproof.

[Video]

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

[Hey look. It's Suguru. And he's blow torching his face. Once the feed is safely off, he lets out a loud shriek of pain, but he's actually not hurt.]

Re: [Video]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

[... Azula is annoyed; she had assumed that he was just bluffing]

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be much of a super hero if something puny like that could hurt me.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Fire isn't puny.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

Is too! It's super puny.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You obviously haven't met any good fire-users.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

You know who Godzilla is?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

No.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

He's a 50 meter monster that can shoot atomic fire from his mouth. It's very big fire.

You know what happened to me when he did it to me?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Something that you're now going to exaggerate?

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

I got a rash. All peely and moist.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

That's disgusting.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

See? Fire is just gross.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Fire is the superior element.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

There is one element that is far superior.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

No, there isn't.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

Of course there is. It is an element that breaches all barriers, that cannot be held back by anything. You could not even guess what it is.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

If you say "love" I'm going to laugh in your face.