Day one of the most awkward week in Azula's life (... at least there's no trauma this time y/y)

[sears]

At least there's no epidemic this time.

I'm ill. I'm going to stay in New Jersey until I get better. If anyone tries anything funny in the Fire Nation during this time I'll kill you.

I think that about covers it.

OOC: ... She's being affected by the pregnancy virus for the whole duration. >.> STARTING SYMPTOMS ARE A GO

Comments

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

You know who Godzilla is?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

No.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

He's a 50 meter monster that can shoot atomic fire from his mouth. It's very big fire.

You know what happened to me when he did it to me?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Something that you're now going to exaggerate?

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

I got a rash. All peely and moist.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

That's disgusting.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

See? Fire is just gross.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Fire is the superior element.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

There is one element that is far superior.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

No, there isn't.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

Of course there is. It is an element that breaches all barriers, that cannot be held back by anything. You could not even guess what it is.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

If you say "love" I'm going to laugh in your face.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

Wasn't gonna.

Muscles. Muscles are the ultimate element.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Hardly.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

Yes, strong, hard muscles!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Muscles aren't even an element.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

They are! 'Cos they punched the other elements until they let them be an element.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Now you're just acting like a child.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

There's nothing you can't fix with enough muscles.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

That is so ridiculous that I'm not even going to bother arguing it.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

Because you know I'm right. I bet the biggest problem in your life could be fixed if you punched it in the right way.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

No.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

Yup!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Stop being a fool.

[last5secondswin.livejournal.com]

You're still telling me that? You KNOW I can't.