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Yesterday a man whose name I didn't catch offered to share a glass of wine with me. Since I suspected that he had more than friendly conversation ~~and possible information-gathering on my part~~ in mind, I asked him if he was aware of my age. It turns out that he thought that I was over twenty-one. Now, I realize that I do look a bit older than fifteen, but really- twenty-one is a bit extravagant, isn't it?

... Paris is quite lovely.

OOC: And there's a possibility that one of these miiiiight be sitting on Ty Lee's pillow in the hotel room when she wakes up in the morning. Azula has no idea how it got there, really. >.>

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That does sound like he was genuinely mistaken. Strange, I would have guessed fifteen exactly. Although I suppose I have a better perspective on what a fifteen-year-old looks like.

That said, perhaps he expected you to play along?

I look older than fifteen.

Oh, I was considering it.

I didn't think so... you look older than Ty Lee, but I would have guessed that she was under fifteen rather than that you were over.

...You were? I wouldn't have expected that from you.

Ty Lee looks her age- which is fourteen, by the way.

Why not? He could have had information that I was interested in. One never knows with this place.

She looks younger to me, somehow.

...I really don't think giving you information was what he had in mind.

Hm.

Oh, please; as if I was going to allow anything else to happen.

Thus the wine.

I have never had more than a single glass at a time. I would never drink enough to impair myself in any way.

If you've never had more than a single glass, how do you know what's enough to impair yourself?

[...clearly these two need to get drunk together at some point.]

I don't- and I have no intention of finding out. If such a meeting had come to pass, I wouldn't even have had a full glass.

OOC: ... The one-day Drunk Virus? XD

More people should take that approach, I think.

It would have been a short meeting, then.

[...that works! Now how do we get them together...]

Precisely.

I could have lingered.

OOC: ... Spontaneous teleportation. I dunno. :\

~~...stop agreeing with me.~~

I suppose... but still.

[...win. XD And of course they need to pass out together so they can wake up in an awkward position.]

~~Stop saying semi-reasonable things, then.~~

There is no "but still". I would have been in complete control of the situation, as always.

OOC: That's always a given.

~~I'm supposed to be the one who's reasonable.~~

Well, it doesn't matter now, anyway.

[But of course.]

~~I take issue with that statement.~~

It may in the future.

~~I stand by it.~~

That's true. You really should be careful.

~~Of course you do.~~

Oh, please. I know how to handle people.

That doesn't mean it's all right to be reckless.

I'm not being reckless.

I didn't say you were. But you might be in the future.

No.

~~We'll see~~ [deleted] Good.

Why are you so interested?

...because I'm concerned? Just because you're you doesn't mean I want bad things to happen to you.

[locked]

That, and of course I'd rather you didn't do anything that might loosen your lips.