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Tomorrow.

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What's your favorite way to kill someone, DramaDramaDuck?

Comments

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

Force them to destroy themselves.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

That's an interesting answer. How do you do that?

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

By overriding their processors, of course. Then I can do whatever I please to them. Most of the time it's enough to disable them and then finish them off myself, but sometimes it's good to go the extra mile.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

It sounds as if you're talking about machines.

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

Of course I am. Most of the time, it's machines I'm terminating.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You can't kill machines because they're not alive.

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

I beg to differ.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

And why is that?

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

Don't you know what a spark is?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

An electrical spark? Of course.

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

Not just an electrical spark, a spark. I believe you fleshbags call them souls.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Ah.

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

So you see, we are alive.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You're a machine?

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

I am a Decepticon.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You don't look like the rest of them.

[locked]

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

Is this better?

Re: [locked]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... Odd.

Have you always been like this?

[locked]

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

Of course I have. Don't tell me you're another one that claims that I'm "on acid" or some other ridiculous implication of a lack of sanity on my part.

Re: [locked]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

"Acid"?

[locked]

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

A drug. Drugs have no effect on me, as I am entirely inorganic, but some imbeciles have been claiming that I was not always so.

Re: [locked]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

There's a virus going around; some people are acting bizarre. That probably explains it.

[locked]

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

Hn. Pathetic. They need to implement better firewalls.

Re: [locked]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

What are firewalls? As far as I know, there's no way to stop the viruses.

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[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

Are you entirely backwards? They're barriers to prevent things like viruses getting through.