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So it seems that I'm being stalked (and by someone whose name isn't Karen, at that).

This is really getting irritating. First I'm approached by a madman who wants to remove my brain because I'm so "special"- now a duo of vampire hunters wish to stake me through the heart. I suppose I'll have to do some research to see if they pose a significant threat. I should hope that they don't- increasing my guard detail would be both inconvenient and annoying.

But a vampire. Really. I don't even like blood; it's so messy.