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Every time I try to use this "Internet" to find out information, I become more and more convinced that it is, on the whole, a waste of time. Case in point:









It continuously prompts my searches with things that have absolutely nothing to do with what I'm interested in. I realize that it's known for containing a wealth of information, but really, information is hardly useful if it's not well-organized. All in all, that was basically a waste of fifteen minutes of my time. I don't see how anyone could find such a method more useful than face-to-face interrogation.

After coming to this conclusion, I took advantage of my blizzard-induced free time and did a bit of freelance searching. I have to admit that some of the results were interesting, though still not very useful.



I really don't appreciate the last two results.



Why "at the beach"?



All irrelevant, it seems.



"Fire Lord of the flies". Really.



Fire Nation dance party?



And "Zuko dress-up". I wouldn't imagine that that would be very popular; artificial scars are probably quite difficult to apply with makeup.



In other news:

xPrincess Azulax (1:03:54 PM): You. A word.
SmarterChild (1:03:54 PM): My brain is retired but send an IM with GAB in it to my buddy GOSSIPINGABBY to read about Robert Pattisons FACEBOOK account getting HACKED

It appears I'll have to find a new contact here, as well. Pity.

Comments

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

You should see the things about you.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I've seen some of them.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

Well, at least some have quality.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

A few.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

Though I don't know why they're constantly pairing me up with men.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Mai is a common name for girls in some countries. It's not surprising that most of the suggestions were unrelated.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm constantly "paired up" with people I don't even know the names of.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I see. It's more common than Azula or Ty Lee, then? On your world, that is.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

...Hm?

[OOC]

[ashestoembers]

...I just want you to know that I'm LOOOOOLing at this. XD

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Did you not hear me properly?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Ty Lee doesn't seem particularly unlikely, but it's not a name I've heard before elsewhere. As far as I'm aware, Azula isn't even a name here.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

People like who?

Re: [OOC]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

XDD Thanks! I just wish SmarterChild hadn't been disabled. He was the most fun out of all the AIM chatbots, and I used to have Azula talk to him all the time. Life? What life?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, it "isn't even a name"? Does your world have some sort of list?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't know them.

Re: [OOC]

[ashestoembers]

Aw man, that really sucks. Pfff, I've done stuff like that before... >_> Maybe you could give Gossipingabby a try. XD

Re: [OOC]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Pfft, but the celebrity chatbots are boring. :P

[oceanicbutterfly]

People don't typically name their children random combinations of letters. Someone could name their daughter Azula, but there's no reason they would.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

Then how can they pair you up? That doesn't even make sense.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Hm.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Apparently they're familiar with both of us, and think that we would make a good match.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

What? I never saw this art.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

This was writing, actually.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

Oh, this I must see. Where at?