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Really, why do so many people assume that I'm attracted to women? A few people here and there is understandable, I suppose- peasants enjoy gossiping about royalty- but there's a point at which it becomes ridiculous. When have I ever shown interest in or "attraction" to anybody, of either gender (... Ty Lee doesn't count; there are exceptions to almost every rule, I suppose), much less women exclusively?

Hm. In other news, if the timeline of this virus is the same as all the others, it should be over by tomorrow at the latest. Excellent.