April Fool's Day? I completely forgot...
Really. Doesn't he have anything better to do?
How should I know? You're his friend, not me.
Huh? Why are you asking for me?
I received a letter. Signed by you.
I don't even know you, how the hell could I send it to you?!
I never sent you anything!
Well, someone did, and they signed your name.
Well whoever the hell it was, it's not funny. That's not by me. This is so lame.
It's good to know that you're not in love with me.
In love?! What the hell?! No way!
Then they were playing a prank on you, too.
Obviously. Dammit, this sucks.
Why do you care that much? It's not like I believe him, or want to date you, so really, it's a failed trick.
I can't be biased about facts.
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